10/02/2026 04:41

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I almost raised the entire cemetery tonight. But Herman had them laughing. It was both the most delicate of lovemaking, and the most dangerous. What did you do, Bert? You know I'll find out eventually, so just tell me.

I almost didn't answer it, because no one calls at three in the morning with good news. Richard, you seem to think that human is better than lycanthrope. Knees, I said. If they needed me, I'd go.